Orphans jokes
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!