Orphans jokes
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!