Orphans jokes
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.