Orphans jokes
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
I am the orphan joke.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.