What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
