Orphans jokes
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.