Orphans jokes
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.