Orphans jokes
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
because they'll never make it home.
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.