Orphans jokes
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.