Orphans Jokes

Dick

My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.

Orphan

Girl: "Come over."

Orphan: "I can't."

Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"

Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."

Orphan

When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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    What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.

    Orphan

    I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.

    Orphan

    If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

    Orphan

    What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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    Why do orphans always get picked on?

    They can't run and tell their parents.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans never play baseball?

    'Cause they can never get a home run.

    Orphan

    Why are orphans bad at baseball?

    Because they don’t know what a home is.

    Orphan

    Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

    Because he doesn’t know where home is.

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans play catch?

    Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.

    Orphan

    So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"

    Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"

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