Orphans jokes
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.