Orphans jokes

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.

Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?

Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."

When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

Orphan: I want to be a relator.

Teacher: Why?

Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)

Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Answer: Because they never knew what love was.

So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"

And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."

Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"

And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."

And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"

Can orphans eat at family restaurants?

If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?

You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.

Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?

Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?

A: The homepage.

What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.

I made a website for orphans.

It doesn't have a homepage.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

He doesn't know where home is.

These are meannnnn.

There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.

One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."