Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.