Orphans jokes
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.