I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Orphans Jokes
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
