Orphans jokes
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!