Orphans jokes
One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.