Orphans jokes
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?