Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"