Orphans jokes
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?