Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Orphans Jokes
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. 😂 😂
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
