Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
