Orphans jokes
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.