Orphans jokes
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...