Orphans jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.