Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
How did the orphan survive birth?
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Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
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What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"