We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
Orphans Jokes
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
