Orphans jokes
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Orphan joke.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.