Orphans jokes
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.