Orphans jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.