Orphans jokes
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.