Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Orphans Jokes
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
