Orphans jokes

Why are orphans always famous?

Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone, but only one is home.

There should be a "kick an orphan" day.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.

Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?

Their dad never came back with the milk!