Orphans jokes
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Kms.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.