Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: ______
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.