Orphans jokes
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________