Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.