Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Orphans Jokes
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
