Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."