Orphans jokes
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.