Orphans jokes
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!
Orphan jokes? They protest.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Orphan joke protest idea.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?