Orphans jokes

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""

Old soviet joke.

"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.