Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
