Orphans jokes
Orphan
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.