Orphans jokes
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
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How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
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Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.