Orphans jokes
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.