Orphans jokes

Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?

They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple actually gets picked.

Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?

Because they don't have a family to go with.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually comes back.

Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.