Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.