Orphans jokes
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.