Orphans jokes
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.