Orphans jokes
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."