Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.