Orphans jokes
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.