Orphans jokes
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
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Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.