What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Orphans Jokes
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What can orphans not do in school?
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
