Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Orphans Jokes
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: ______
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Orphan joke.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
