Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
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Orphans Jokes
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
