Orphans jokes

What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.

What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?

Only one is wanted.

Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?

Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!

Why can't orphans play rounders?

Because they don't know where home is.

Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.

Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?

Because "family is everything!"

Me: Hey, are your parents here?

Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!

I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."

Orphan: I'm an orphan.

Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father."

Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?

Because they don’t have a home.

Why can't orphans become famous?

Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.

What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Orphan or like or-pan?

Why can't orphans be gay?

They don't know who to call daddy.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Friend: You're adopted.

Orphan: At least I was chosen!

Friend: At least I was kept.

What is an orphan's first phone?

An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?

It has no home button :D