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What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Orphans Jokes
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Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
