Orphans jokes

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?

They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.

What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?

Parents' evening.

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.

Why are orphans lucky?

Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.