Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
How do you know when an orphan is lying?
When they say, "I swear on my mother's life."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Stop, orphan joke!
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
