Orphans jokes

Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?

A: One knows where home is.

Why do orphans not get family size [items]?

Because they don’t have a family to share with.

The parents used to hit him.

His parents got into a car crash and died.

He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"

How do you know when an orphan is lying?

When they say, "I swear on my mother's life."

Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?

He had no home to run to!

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.

Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.

I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.

Orphan: "What family?"