Orphans jokes
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
What did the blind, deaf, and dumb orphans get for Christmas?...
Cancer.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
How do you know when an orphan is lying?
When they say, "I swear on my mother's life."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!