Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Orphans Jokes
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
