Orphans jokes
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.