Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.