Orphans jokes
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.