An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
