Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Orphans Jokes
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
