Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!