Orphans jokes
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.