Orphans jokes
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?