Orphans jokes
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.