Orphans jokes
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?