Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Orphans Jokes
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
