Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].