Orphans jokes
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."