Orphans jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Does a midget count as an orphan?