Orphans jokes
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Does a midget count as an orphan?
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.