Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.