Orphans jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.