Orphans jokes
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.