Orphans jokes
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.