Orphans jokes
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Like if you know an orphan.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.