What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
Orphans Jokes
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
