Orphans jokes
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?