Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Like if you know an orphan.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!