Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? · Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why?
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted? Still being in the orphanage at 13.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids when he came out the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire , they called him hot wheels
there was a kid being mean to a kid at a orphanage the kid said stop but the mean one said what are you going to do call your mommy
What does an apple company and an orphanage have that are different. Apples actually get picked.... Unlike little Timmy here.... He’s been here for 16 years..
Me: "Cya" Mom: "Where Ya Going?" Me: "The Orphanage To Make Yo Mama Jokes" Mum: ...
what part of a computer system does an orphan not have? A motherboard.
what is a organ lest fav holiday
crismas they wish they get parents
It was raining sadly all day my wife my 2 daughters and me stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died
Wife:😭😭😭I wish this never happened
Mia our first daughter: momy it’s ok I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby our second daughter: I love u all only if you guys die I won’t but I love you when ur alive 😉😏
Me husband: what kind of nonsense was that you love us when we’re alive but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except abby: abby this is serious mommy’s mother and father died. says Mia: yes your mom is sadly down right now you made her more sad😡🤬.says dad:sniffs* abby I had made a discussion I will take to an orphanage I am sorry 😣 when I amd better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back.says mom:
This was not a joke I just did this for Love 💕
orphan: can i go outside coworker at orphanage: go ask your mom orphan: WAWAWAWAWwAW
i saw a girl crying i told her where are your parents She cried more after that i got kicked out of the Orphanage
A few kids were talking about how big there housed were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. 1 little boy said, bet I have the biggest home. To everyone's supprise he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
I pushed an orphan and they said I’m telling I asked to who your parents?
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK Whats that? said the orphans attractive brilliant cute darling ellegant funny georgeous and hot Whats the ijk Im just kidding🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Why are orphans bad at basketball,They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them
why do orphans hate dom toretto. because it's all about family
whats an orphans favorite band foster the people😂
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.
The orphans best friend wanted to meet his family so he took a selfie.
