They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why are orphans lucky because when they drive they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home
Why can’t orphans have a five-star GTA because they’re not wanted
lol i have no life :)
ahem.. if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this
Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?
or
hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?
some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a yo mama joke they won’t get it.
Some kid- hey did you know theres an orphanage down the street?! Me-NO WAY! Wanna check it out? Kid-NO ITS HAUNTED!! Me- Haunted my ass lets go! Kid- wait isnt your house also haunted??? Me- yea
Who is not allowed to watch pg movies?
Orphans
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why do orphans play gta ?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button
i saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and i said " are you OK? where are you parents" and he started crying even more. I love working in an orphanage
If orphans made phones it wouldn't have a home button
my name is what orphans can never have
in my locality there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel cuz everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didnt want to waste any 14 year old pussy . did he?
why cant orphans celebrate christmas - father christmas left them
Why can't orphans eat Doritos because it's family side
Why cant orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home
What kind of cake can a orphan not have? Homade
Knock knock ,who is there? I dont know
