Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
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Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Kms.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Read my name.
Speed.
