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did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home? wait a minute! what am i talking about?
Kms
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick
knew a girl that died from having phone sex.... He died of hearing aids
What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?
Well at least one gets picked
why do orphans not know if there lactose and tolerant because there dad never came back with milk
You Momo joso fat she went in the ocean and the wales came up to her and started singing we are family even tho you are father than me
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
me:hey are you a orphan? orhan:yeah what gave me away? me:your parents
reed my name
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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
I friend said a apple a day keep the orphan away I said only if you throw it hard hard enough.
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My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her weel chair she came crowding back
Why would an orphan be a good spiderman
Because his parents will be far from home
I can explain Superman and Batman movie in one sentence
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Orphan:can I come over Girl: yhea but you have to your parents.
