Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
what do you call an orphan with no relatives?
an orphan with no relatives
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common? neither of them can see or hear their parents
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
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Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Kms.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
knew a girl that died from having phone sex.... He died of hearing aids
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Read my name.
Speed.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Dee.
