Organ donation jokes

If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!

Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs.

When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.

When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!

Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?

Because they have no family to share it with.

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?

Because he saved 200 computers!