Organ donation jokes

If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!

Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs.

When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.

When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!

Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?

Because they have no family to share it with.

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?

Because he saved 200 computers!

My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.