Organ donation jokes
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!