Organ donation jokes
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.