Oreo jokes
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day.
Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first.
Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am.
Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet.
Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you.
Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you.
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down.
Most restaurants are closed at night, but your legs aren’t.
I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out.
Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight.
Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall.
I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately, but I hope it’s you.
Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream.
Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you.
Do you sing in the shower? Because if so, I need a private ticket of your concert.
Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between.
Are you a blanket? Because you’re on top of me every night.
Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7.
Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream.
I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.
Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down.
Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
BFF: Dude, come over to my house right now!
Me: What? No way, it's 2:58 AM.
BFF: But I just found my brother's secret stash of Oreos!
Me: I'll be over in 5 minutes.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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