Oral hygiene jokes
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
When is the best time to go to the dentist?
2:30.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"