Competitor jokes
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Memes
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak?
Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.
Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mind?
Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals. The people will go nuts for a great deal!
Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.
Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up! Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?
Neona: Hmm...let's see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......
Community
Woah Ladies and gents This is the moment you've waited for BECAUSE THE WINNER IS: TOAST!!! Congrats to every competetor!
Petition to make the Presidential vote a shitty Reality show. We see the preparation for the votes, all the backgrounds of the competitors with flashbacks and stuff. We watch the debates and behind the scenes of the scripts, all live. And we watch the president's real-time reactions to the vote!