On hand jokes

What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?

A brunette with bad breath.

Hands down, syndromes are bad.

You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.

Arms.

The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.

Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.

Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.

And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...