Occult jokes

Went to see a psychic the other day.

I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"

So I turned around and left.

What do you call a really fat psychic?

4chin Teller

What's a witch's favorite subject?

Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"

Patient: "Cancer?"

Doctor: "What a coincidence."

What’s the opposite of an exorcism?

It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.