Nutz jokes
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
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"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
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I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Deez nutz!
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
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Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.